Sarah Hosseini writes profanity laced musings about motherhood on her blog, Missguided Mama. She is an introverted urbanite, temporarily hiding out in the suburbs, wondering, with a glass of wine in hand, where is everybody? (But secretly hoping no one comes out of their houses to talk to her.) Sarah lives with her 2 girls and husband in Atlanta-ish. You can follow her mostly rated ‘R’ mommy rhetoric on Twitter or Facebook.